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"Jack, what the fuck was that?!"

"Oh please, like you would've done anything different?"

"Yeah! I would've! Why did you light him on fire?!"

"First, I just lit his jacket on fire, he just happened to be wearing hairspray. How could I have known?"

"What in the hell is wrong with you?"

"Nothing. Hey, but at least you know that brandy's flammable now, right?"
Actually, I've only lit one person on fire, and it was totally by accident. Sorry Dayle.
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Firey-Fox's avatar
o3o duuuude! I like it! Reading it made my head explode with possible story ideas.. but now im cramming them in my head cause this is your work. but still! Woah!